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I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: At the checkout, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in
From: John(HI) (184.108.40.206)
The drunk (this one's been around before) July 27, 2009 at 5:35 pm PST
A half - gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 pound can of coffee, and
A 1 pound package of bacon.
front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the
drunk stated, "You must be single."
I was a bit startled by this proclamation; but I was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the items
and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that
could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said, "Well, you know what, You are
absolutely right, but how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
At the checkout, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in